Headlines from Bizarro World

• Colombia ‘good model’ for Afghan drug war, US says
• Titanic ‘good model’ for ship-building, US says
• New Orleans ‘good model’ for disaster planning, US says
• Henry VIII ‘good model’ for family values, US says
• Chernobyl ‘good model’ for energy management, US says

Strangely, one of those headlines is real.