They say it’s my birthday…

Yes, I turn [insert large number here] today.
The best present I could get would be for all of you to vote in two weeks and get rid of some of the bums in Congress, or at least get them out of their committee chair positions. And to help get the initiatives passed in Nevada, Colorado, South Dakota…
But if you’re still looking for something, it’s another excuse to contribute to the Drug WarRant laptop fund. I’ve already raised about $300.