This may be the Millionth Page View!

During the next few days, while I’m gone, this blog will achieve…

… page views.
The most accurate measure for this blog’s all-time page views is the Salon rankings (see the right column – #16).
I’ve decided to award a prize to the millionth page view, but I have no way of knowing who that is, so…
The winner of the most creative argument I receive while I’m gone that you were the millionth page view (or closest to it) will receive an item of their choice at the Drug WarRant Merchandise Shop! That’s right — any one item of your choice. Make it an interesting argument, add visual aids if you wish, create your own documentation… The final decision on the winner will be completely arbitrary and not subject to appeal.