8-gold-medal-winning Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps.
For some strange reason, he apologized for it (probably because of endorsements)
Radley Balko has the letter Phelps should write, but won’t. It’s a great letter – go read it. It ends…
Go ahead and tear me down if you like. But let‰s see you rationalize in your next lame ONDCP commercial how the greatest motherfucking swimmer the world has ever seen . . . is also a proud pot smoker.

Coked-up salmon like to swim: 04 APR 26 -- …cocaine and its metabolites—along with other drugs and pharmaceuticals—are widespread in…