Some disturbingly amusing video for your enjoyment/horror.
I had never heard of Retro Bill. Apparently, he’s the Official DARE Safety Buddy (among other things). He even has a picture of himself with John Walters giving him a thumbs up.
Here, he shares some general, non-drug, safety tips.
Drug-free? Right. I use a lot of caffeine, and no amount of caffeine could ever make me as… enthusiastic as Retro Bill.
“Hey kids! Watch me play ping-pong… with myself!”