While the ONDCP’s softball team always seems to have something else to do whenever they’re scheduled to play the powerful One Hitters, STOTUS (Softball Team Of The U.S.) at least showed up, although they lost 25-3.
â€œThe One Hitters enjoyed slugging it out with the White House,â€ said Aaron Houston, executive director of Students for Sensible Drug Policy, the group that sponsors the team. â€œHopefully we can play them again when they arenâ€™t totally absorbed in work.â€
We almost missed the pun hidden there. Hint: David Maranissâ€™s latest book revealed that President Obamaâ€™s high-school pot smoking philosophy included â€œtotal absorptionâ€ of the precious weed.
Way to go, One-Hitters!