Thanks to Scott for pointing out this delightful ditty (mp3 file), which includes the lyrics:
We can’t find Bin Laden and we’re stuck in Iraq
but we got Tommy Chong under key and lock.
Serving 9 months in prison for selling bongs.
To you i sing this song.
Tommy Chong. …
Gotta turn around this world of hate
and educate instead of incarcerate