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I’d like to be in that race

Anti-Drug Abuse Message Award

The Jackson County Drug Free Council recently announced that it is sponsoring an award for the Seymour Police Department DARE Soap Box Derby on Sunday on West Second Street.

According to a press release, the award is a Wal-Mart $25 gift card and it will be given to the Soap Box Derby car that sports the best anti-drug abuse message.

The public is invited to participate in the activities.

I’ve got the perfect anti-drug abuse message to put on a soap box car:

Magnetic version to put on your car available in the Drug WarRant CafePress store.

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19 comments to I’d like to be in that race

  • Mr.Wiggle

    that’s really unmerican thing to say.go back to north korea you nazi loving assholes. drugs kill kids .my source is the facts .

    • stayan

      “Inability of the prohibition law to enforce prohibition is causing an increase in the number of young boys and girls who become intoxicated,” declared Judge H. C. Spicer of the juvenile court at Akron, Ohio, a short time ago when two boys, aged 15 and 16 years, respectively, were arraigned before him. “During the past two years,” he added ” there have been more intoxicated children brought into court than ever before.”

      Statement by Hon. William Cabell Bruce, The National Prohibition Law, Hearings before the Subcommittee of the Committee on the Judiciary, United States Senate, Sixty-Ninth Congress, April 5 to 24, 1926

      http://www.druglibrary.org/prohibitionresults_drinking_by_children.htm

      Read your history. Oh and here’s a photo for you: http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lemq6lvnjg1qc1ca1o1_500.jpg

    • Ben

      LOL! Prohibitionists sure are eloquent, aren’t they? Push them to support their position with logic and reason, and what do you get? “YOU’RE UNAMERICAN!”

      • Duncan20903

        .
        .
        Just a sniggling point on the typo in your post. It should have read:

        …and what do you get? “YOUR UNMERICAN!”

        Pause and reflect, then be grateful to the wiggler. This blog needed to snare a resident Know Nothing troll from the other side of the table before it could make it to the major leagues. Gosh, I can’t imagine a better troll than we have exemplified by the wiggler. Can’t spell, doesn’t understand the art of using punctuation, can’t make a working hot link, and it would be awfully darn cold in here if we had the thermostat set at the wiggler’s IQ.

        Keep come back wiggle dude, it works if you work it!

        Mr. Wiggles explains the “cosmic jizz” theory:

        http://www.mrwiggleslovesyou.com/comics/rehab628.jpg

        If the Pope was — instead of a religious figure — merely the CEO of a nationwide chain of day care centers, where thousands of employees had been caught molesting kids and then covering it up, he’d be arrested faster than you can say ‘who wants to touch Mr. Wiggle?'”

        –BILL MAHER

    • damaged justice

      You’d be a funny guy if your supposed beliefs weren’t so evil and destructive to every peaceful, honest person. And I say “supposed” because no matter what you actually believe, the only goal you appear to have is causing as much reaction as you can. In other words, trolling.

  • darkcycle

    So. Over at truthdig, there’s oddsocks and prisonersdillemma. Both somewhat intelligent and well spoken, but hardcore prohibitionists. The thread, university of hypocrisy, is still available in their reports archive. Duncan and me both engaged these trolls with facts and logic and after a protracted debate, prevailed (at least to my eyes). That was fun. I enjoy having to work to make my point.
    But over here, we have Mr. Wiggles.
    Mr. Wiggles…would you do us, the regulars at the Drug WarRant a really big favor? Would you please work a LITTLE harder to put together a rational point? Maybe say something, try adding a basis for your assertions. Try to communicate without all the grunting. We’d like to discuss this with you, we really would (well, I’m bored…). But if you’re just gonna throw out some absurd statement then run away, this won’t be any fun at all.

    • Mr.Wiggle

      Lemme tell you a horror storie.Grab your teddy bear because it’s gonna be glory.Promise you it won’t be
      boring. Unlike darkcycle’s menstrol cycle.Put you in a pickel. while i whip out my crome plated nickel.
      Mutha fucka my name’s Mr. Wiggle .I’m the sickest prohibitionist.You’ll get sick of this shit real quick.gut out potheads eyes with icepicks.cause all you
      fantom is lies,to the masses.marijuana cigarettes causes gashes,Your fucking fashish.marijuana smoke turns christains into faggots. you deserve the death penlty,kill on site.take you home quicker to the maggots.
      stop causing static .fruitbowl, get high stuff your faces with jellie rolls. put holes in yah. as i rape yah minds with my rymes.they like betta than chedda as i hit you with this beredda. like J rod the molesta’z I be from jeresey .fuck ya hur me. i kno you scur of me. get sober for me.
      america says ur a discrace no longer wanna look at ur stoner faces. spray u with mace.1950 segragtion was great why we take a vacation. we still gotta spread the vaccination.across the nation, Thia war on drugs is nesserry no matter how scarey
      fuck i’m out like a mint berrie fairy

      • darkcycle

        Well, at least that was good for a laugh…

      • tensity1

        Yeah, seriously thinking this dude is actually someone on our side just trolling, trying to make prohibitionists seem bad and stupid . . . or . . . OR . . .

        Good god, they’re not really that illogical and crazy, are they? ARE THEY?

        I did kind of like the rhyme, though.

        Hey Mr. Wiggles, no one is going to deny your feelings and stance on drugs–generally, no one here wants to disrespect your experiences and views. All we ask is you explain them, give good reasons for it, to try to be somewhat logical and coherent. In return, all we ask is that you think a moment about our stance and views, that we try to back things up with science and facts–that’s all.

        But, I’m probably feeding the troll.

        • Duncan20903

          .
          .
          Last night when I was sound asleep I had a dream, and Pete and the wiggle dude were both featured players. The FBI was called in as an unconcerned 3rd party* for the comprehensive investigation to get to the bottom of the wiggling mystery. Unfortunately they discovered that poor Pete had gone off the deep end, and was afflicted with dissociative identity disorder, i.e. Pete himself is the wiggle dude. It was a very sad dream.

          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qKOv3VBJcc

          Yes, yes I know it was Friday night last night.

  • Gary Floyd

    Iguess that means that as a solider and sheriff’s officer I am unamerican because I belive in freedom from an oppressive government that is supposed to reprent US and doesn’t. I in all my years ever seen a violent person due to inhaling vapors from a cannibas plant. Now I have seen senetors and congressmen (congress people?), pulled over and been caught with everything from alchohol to coke and prostitues and they all say the same thing. “Don’t you know who I am, you can’t arrest me!!” and these are the same people who tell us that we are unamerican for beliving that the lies are just that lies. Anslinger and his ilk have done a good job of making sure that pregidisum and fear of others has stayed around. My kids stay away from drugs not due to the fear but I have told them until we can change the laws, even as unjust as they are it is still not legeal. Oh yeah just so ya know the laws on the books flatly disregard the constitution. Unlawful search and seziure. I have seen people assetstaken because someone said they were doing drugs and the people who had thier lives seized were NEVER charged with an actual crime. That to me is the real unamerican part. Just saying from an ex-warrior on drugs.

  • Ziggy

    Put the sign on your soap box derby car and you will not be allowed to participate. I would also venture to guess they’d start harassing either the student or his parents.

  • Servetus

    Speaking of disqualifiers, I wonder if a soap box derby car built using hemp composites would get kicked out of the race. Frame it for a green economy. Put a sign on a green derby car that says, “Hemp Is A Winner”, or “Victory Through Hemp”. The confusion the phrase creates in the minds of prohibitionists could end up as another Supreme Court case like ‘Bong Hits for Jesus’.

  • Dante

    I can’t shake the feeling that Mr. Wiggles is on full sarcasm mode, pretending to be what he is not.

    If so, he is easily amused, that’s for sure.

  • juhduh

    Drug problem?
    Get rid of the CIA AND MOSSAD.
    Problem solved.

  • vickyvampire

    I see Michael Savage another no-nothing virulent anti-pot idiot has let his pet Mr. Wiggles out of his Cage,oh at least he still has Teddy.

  • I’ve had the magnetic message on my Jeep now for close to a month. It has generated a few parking-lot conversations, with none being negative or confrontational. One lady asked where she could get one – and I told her – and another (older) man agreed with the message but thought I was a little crazy for being so brazen.

    I will admit that I’ve paid closer attention to speed limits…

    • darkcycle

      See! That’s evidence cannabis makes you a better driver, right there. Put that in your bong and smoke it, Mr. Wiggle!