Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich is looking for someone to replace Senator Obama.
Wanted: Someone to serve two years in the U.S. Senate. Requirements: Must be at least 30 years old, a U.S. citizen for at least nine years and an Illinois resident.
I qualify. And I’d be willing to serve if asked.
Just sayin’
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