Is that a bag of coke in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Naturally, Scott tracked this one down…

Customs officials on the other side of the Pond are on the lookout for curvy drug mules after customs officers arrested a woman for attempting to smuggle £50,000 worth of cocaine in concealed pouches built into her bra. Criminals are now being said to favor “tall, flat-chested women who don’t arouse suspicion when they have fuller figures.”

So, is the same thing true for men? Is this one of those times when being small is an advantage?
Not that I’m looking for a job or anything.