Best line in the Drug Paraphernalia Wars:

From the Wilmington, NC Morning Star:

It was as if the massed forces of Eliot Ness had busted one of Al Capone’s speakeasies and confiscated the little umbrellas that went in the tropical cocktails.
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Fortunately, no officers were harmed in the making of this media event.æ
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