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I never knew that the drug traffickers in Afghanistan had an ambassador (or perhaps she’s their girlfriend). What else could explain Ann Coulter’s statement:

COULTER: But as for catching Usama, it’s irrelevant. Things are going swimmingly in Afghanistan.

Obviously, she’s thrilled about the 40 percent increase in opium cultivation.

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Katherine Harris (who must be praying for a miracle in [...]

OK, so that’s not really news, but having the GAO remind people shortly when the ONDCP is up for refunding can’t be helping their day.
Adweek: GAO: $1 Bil.+ Anti-Drug Effort Ineffective

WASHINGTON A Government Accountability Office probe of the White House’s anti-drug media campaign has found that the $1 billion-plus spent on the effort so far [...]