NOW, THEREFORE, I, GEORGE W. BUSH, President of the United States of America, by virtue of the authority vested in me by the Constitution and laws of the United States, do hereby proclaim April 14, 2005, as National D.A.R.E. Day.
Hasn’t anybody told him?
I think yesterday was National Flat Earth Day.
[Note: some background on the failure of D.A.R.E. is here]

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