Buy lingerie, help farmers

As an update to the Colombia government’s mock attack on Kate Moss for destroying their country by using cocaine(!), I particularly like Kerry Howley’s take at Reason
Which goes something like this:
We should buy lingerie to support Kate Moss, so she can afford to buy more cocaine, thus providing income to the poor farmers in Colombia. If the Colombian government chooses to turn the profits from their biggest export over to criminals, that’s their problem.