That hamster only has three legs

Maybe I’m an intellectual elitist, but sometimes I forget that they don’t require any literacy or intelligence tests to get on the internet tubes, and when reading some commenters on public fora, I find myself physically staggering from the sheer enormity of the black hole that sits right where their comprehension should be.
At these times, I can actually see the ponderous rusted hamster wheel turning askew in their heads generating a thought process that goes something like this:

Drugs=Bad. Legalization=Drugs. Therefore, Legalization=Bad. You support Legalization. You=Bad. Why do you want to do bad things to children?

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